It's time for another exciting portion of reasons why old people shouldn't be allowed to touch anything...but themselves.
Me: Mama I can't find the 20$ I found today.
Mama: Maybe it's a sign.
Me:Like what?
Mama: I don't know I don't make signs. I just follow them.
Mama: Like stop, go, yield, traffic slow ahead.
Me: Where have you ever seen a "Go" sign?
Mama:That's just it I haven't found it yet!
Mama:I'm sure my exit is approaching soon though. L0l
Me: That's gross don't use short hand, you're over the hill.
Mama:Yeah, that's where I found the traffic is slow ahead sign. You're father had it.
(30 minutes later)
Me: I found it, never mind.
Mama: Where?!
Me: Not the sign. the money. Unless the money is the sign.
Mama:Great! If you were still bummed I was gonna suggest getting Sea herpes.
Mama: I mean Sea Horses. Sea horses.
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6 comments:
Your mother is hilarious!
And sadly enough, I do say LOL outloud... not laughing out loud, but l-o-l.
Shoot me now
lmao sea herpes sounds delicious
:) i love you and your mom!
and guess what... you stopped me :)
like really!
haha :]
Sea herpes!!! Oh my gosh, I am laughing so hard habibty. I've missed your fun posts so much! Don't let them get those sea monkey things for the kids, lest they mistake them. Love you.
Did I ever say how much I love your mom. She was probably dead serious too.
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