3.16.2009

Tell Your Boyfriend if He's Got Beef I'm Vegetarian...

You know what sucks? Being with your parents and/or family in public. As earlier stated I'm on S.break and per request de madre I went on a family 'vacation', that has yet to end or technically begin for that matter. Confused? Well, apparently my aunt who works for American Airlines failed to actually book our flight. Which means a family of approximately 5 Muslims of assorted heights, age, and sketch activity stood in line at the airport for 2 hrs for absolutely no reason.

Airport security: "Ma'aam you do realize how terribly sketchy you and your clan appear ?"
Mother: "Oh, everyone makes mistakes."
Airport Security Member # 2: "A mistake would be forgetting to remove a belt, you however arrived 30 mins late to a non-existent flight."

Just as I was thinking about the embarrassment that is related to me I spied one of my students in a silvery ensemble that was way to seductive given her barely double digit age. She was not humming but, da*n near screaming this song through the escalator-like tunnel. And in case you missed the chorus it goes as follows:

"She wants to touch me (Woah),
She wants to love me (Woah),
She'll never leave me (Woah, woah, oh, oh),
Don't trust a ho,
Never trust a ho,
Won't trust a ho,
Won't trust me."

Now granted it is quite the catchy tune but, at what point do you just say 'screw CPS' and just beat your child?... because that would've been my breaking point. And then things got really interesting because the mother chimed in and a family across the way whispered "yeah that's what they said about your mom too."

Oh.

Moral of the story:My family is ruining me. We're leaving Tuesday. Muslims are shady by nature AND you should never trust a ho because she won't trust you.

22 comments:

Constructive Attitude said...

seriously i feel like things like this only happen to you and cheryl.

are you guys sure you dont make this stuff up?

lol

so now what? are you going to d.c. or just planning another trip elsewhere?

Christina said...

oh wow. that had to be an awkward moment with security! yikes.

Anonymous said...

That's what they said about my wife.

Marwa E.. said...

lol, did he really call you a clan?

I thought you wore Aeagle. Isn't that American enough to no longe rbe considered a clan?

Lisa said...

I was so excited for you so sorry about this crimp in the plans dear one. I am laughing pretty hard about the CPS stuff and especially the last line about the ho's. Lve to you and prayers for a safe and easy ride home.

Impulsive Addict said...

All I can say is Wow! You should have kicked those security guys in the balls and left.

I'm lovin' that song. It reminds me of all my friends.

essenceoftimeandearth said...

haha..im so confused..lol..but ok i think i get it..LOL....

Mina said...

Lol sorry to laugh, but strange things only happen to you:P

made my day though...

MarjnHomer said...

lol. people don't know what they are singing these days. its so nasty sometimes the words that comes out of a person's mouth because of a song. one great example "my milkshake taste better than yours" or "junk in her trunk". like ewwwwwwwww...

Cheryl said...

Your students are awesome.

And yeah. Weird things do happen to you. I'm pretty sure that's why I love your blog.

Nickie. said...

I must confess, I know that song quite well. It's by 3oh!3..and well I have their cd && I absolutely love them. [[haha]] But I would not scream it thru an airport. Or really anywhere.

But have fun on vacay and keep the awesome stories coming! =)

Quick It Girl. said...

That picture of the lady spanking the kid just cracked me up. Lol! I can't stop laughing! I am NOT cruel.

and spanking equals child abuse in this age.

I still can't stop laughing! I guess it's the expression of the lady...I don't know - the picture is hilarious. I sound very weird, don't I?

"You have to be cruel to be kind." Lol!

The Demigoddess said...

Oh...Haha. I saw a mom and a daughter at the mall once and it looked like they were competing on who's got the bigger best and whose breast would pop out first. They wore blouses with so deep a cleavage you can see their nipples, well, almost.

Melissa B. said...

I have a habit of running into students while on spring break, too. But rarely ever do they sing such skanky songs in my presence!

insomniaclolita said...

OH MY GOD, i could smack that security..so offensive! I'm a muslim too lol I'm really sorry for aunt's clumsiness.

Paris said...

OMGosh...so sorry you had to deal with that! Ugh!

Thinking of you from here. *hugs*

American Muslima Writer said...

AAAHAHAHAAA Ohh I hope you took that security down a notch or two for real!

LMAO if she's your student you should totally told her something like "Shut it girl you're in public" ;) Her mom too ;) aaahahaha....

whats with mom's singin that kinda stuff anyways you'd think they would know better. Looks like her mommy needed some tough love too.

Dark Fairy said...

Hi! thanks for following my blog!

Anyway, some of the people here in our place really think muslims are weird but they're totally wrong. I have a couple of muslims friends are they're cool. They're actually normal.lol Well, they just have limitations, you know... especially in sociality and food preferences.

HOPELESSBELIEVER said...

Hello my friend,
just popping by to say Hi and I hope you are doing well :)
Those security people are jerks and should learn how to more professional.
I do hope you have a great vacation!!!
take care,
Julian xoox

controlled chaos said...

HAHAAHA
that's sooooo FUNNY
I'm not laughing at you..with you....
HAHA!

Oh and u have an awardddd

Constructive Attitude said...

in case you havent heard, spring break is over.

back to blogging, missy.

Anonymous said...

^agrees.