So, as both an inspiration from Twitter and nod to the end of Ramadan I felt a post in which I
A carefully crafted list of phrases I hate: In no particular order
- People who say "Do you remember me?"--If you had to ask, no.
- People who say "You make things harder than they need to be"-- Yes, because stressing myself out is a favorite pass time along with knitting and being constipated.
- (overheard) "Why you not at the club supporting yo boo?"-- Although this phrase could be varied replacing club with office, presentation, the gym and boo with other things my answer remains consistent: Why you not minding yo own business?
- People who say "You're fat"-- & you're skinny. Now catch a breeze and fly away.
- People who say "Imma let you finish"-- If you were, then perhaps you shouldn't have interrupted me, you shouldv'e just let me finish.
- People who see you with something (usually shiny) and exclaim "where they do that at!?"--apparently where they did that at.
- People who ask you, "Did I say/do that?"-- Umm if you didn't that I probably wouldn't have started with "You said/did..."
- People who say "My fault/My bad"--Duh, we knew it was your fault before you realized it and decided to announce it.
- People who ask "Do you work here?" No, actually I just dress up like the rest of the people that work here in my free time. It's up there with making things harder for myself, and stealing baby penguins.
- "License and registration please."
And the phrase which absolutely erks me the most is:
"Take a walk in my shoes."
Actually, I like my own shoes. How 'bout I just watch you walk in yours.Tell me, what phrases do you hate!?
11 comments:
"Because I said so"--obviously.
"That haram!!"
Just because you don't like it or respect another scholars opinion than "your" shaykh does not mean it's haram.
oops should be that's haram.
'whats up'
'hurry up and make a decision!'
'yo'
lol its funny because these usually occur in one conversation... hmmm
:P
Wow! YOu like knitting and being constipated too!??!!! LOL And here I thought I was the only one, LOL .
Where do people come up with this stuff anyway??
"How's it hanging?"
"What cha up to?"
"....I anin't got no......" Just bad english!! LOL
"You scratch my back and I'll scratch yours" I hate that one the most, I don't want to be "scratched", just don't touch me!! LOL
Great post my friend, take care,
Julian :)
LOL so true...
@ Hopeless -- hahah that's so freagin' true! Just like when people text or call you asking "watchya doing?" well...right now I'm talking to/texting you. DUH!
"Shoo"
"Bro"
"Wattup doe"
"I heard dat"
"What are you?"
"Where are you from?"
Theres SO much more, but I just cant think of it.
the walk in shoes things is so funny!
"i don't think you are ready for this jelly."
you are right! i pass.
I loved this!
I hate: "you know what I think.."
nope but your ganna tell me aren't you?
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